Green Shorts Returned

After I brought them home over 4 years ago from the Bachelorette, I attempted to get rid of them.  I even had a poll with results suggesting that I should auction them off for an animal rescue fundraiser (but garbage was a close 2nd).  But they just won't go away.

Yes, the green shorts are back in my possession.  Thanks Lucille, for winning them in the auction, then returning them back to me.  I plan on sacrificing them in my fireplace soon.